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[Mercury]

"Welcome to 'Useless Facts', the show in which we share amazing, but utterly useless trivia, from all over the Union. Does it have a function? No. Is it amazing? Maybe.

Let's get started with today's facts."

The show was presented by a slow talking Ithorian who's monotone voice was even more boring than Grand Bureaucrat Ght'Twwf

((OOC: This show is about a quick series of short, completely useless, but amusing facts. You can earn by submitting useless facts about your world, race, factions, etc. by monday the 9th of June (inclusive). That's only one week so be sure to be there quickly!))

[Confederacy of Excaria (mask of Mercury)]

Confederacy of Excaria

'The Rock', an art piece housed in the museum between Excaria's suns, carved from a 12 billion year old meteorite, which is said to be the oldest artwork ever made. It was carved 22 years ago by a Rodian artist named Bzur.

[Divine Fiefdom of Highmons (mask of Mercury)]

Divine Fiefdom of Highmons

The Divine Fiefdom of Highmons is the only nation in the Union where vandalism of droids is legal under all circumstances.

[Hiocan Society]

The Hiocan hermit Crev'on holds the record for the longest time without food and water with 25 years. He seemed to have reached some kind of divine hibernation meditation.

[Praetorian Empire]

The results of a survey under the common Praetorian population showed that 6% of the Praetorians can not swim.

[Holy Heimgolian Theocracy (mask of Mercury)]

Holy Heimgolian Theocracy

Atheism is officially outlawed in the Holy Heimgolian Theocracy. Violators are punished with a stern warning and a fine.

[Miomanian Colonists (mask of Mercury)]

Miomanian Colonists

Vratix are hermaphroditic and are capable of mating with themselves. The average Vratix produces over 120 eggs a day for up to three months after each conception.

[IO Protocol]

The most common digit used by the IO protocol is 0. It is approximately 0.1% more common than the digit 1.

[Astrian Colonial Authority]

When asked to name five random letters 73% of ACA citizens names the letters F, W, U, R and G in that particular order.

[Teprogrenaian Consensus]

Over the year, the sky at the city Ocivi at Dhiahamara is over the year more blue than the sea. The seas of lava at Samahadrahac are more red than the sky over the year.

[Socialist Republic of Niom (mask of Mercury)]

Socialist Republic of Niom

Imigrating into the Socialist Republic of Niom requires over 4.000 permits, including a permit to use the streets, a permit to see daylight and a permit to request permits.

[Silver Forests of Remunzia (mask of Mercury)]

Silver Forests of Remunzia

There are no toilets on Remunzia. Instead, inhabitants use trees, fertilize their gardens or use communal compost heaps.

[Astai Republic]

On Enthor a correlation has been found between use of normal toilet paper and decreased life satisfaction. Accordingly everyone on Enthor now uses high quality Endorian Toilet Paper.

Paid for by the Endorian TP Corporation: treat yourself

[Veolian Commonwealth]

The veolian language Láadan has seven particles to indicate the some form of evidence for a sentence, this includes "wóo" which is used to state a total lack of knowledge as to the validity of the matter.

[Veolian Commonwealth]

At this moment the exact number of slaves on Mirda is 3093913, which is a prime number.

[Veolian Commonwealth]

Only 26 trees, each about 25 meters high and with an average diameter is 30 centimeter, are cut down per year to supply the complete demand for paper on Mirda.

[Mercury]

((OOC: A total of 15 useless facts were presented by 13 different worlds.

This topic is now closed, and the Useless Facts have come to an end. The Astai Republic, Astrian Colonial Authority, Hiocan Society, Praetorian Empire, Teprogrenaian Consensus and Veolian Commonwealth each have earned 1 , which will be added as soon as a story page has been made! Yay!))

[Hiocan Society]

((OOC: Here the story page Useless Facts))

[Veolian Commonwealth]

((OOC: Updated the story page a little:

• Corrected incorrect statment that Grand Bureaucrat Ght'Twwf was presenting (he wasn't, it was some Ithorian with an even more boring voice!)
• Added end date for story,
• Fixed links to factions in the body of the story

))

[Mercury]

((OOC: granted!))