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[Mercury]

"Welcome back to the second instalment of 'Useless Facts', the show in which we share amazing, but utterly useless trivia, from all over the Union. Does it have a function? No. Is it amazing? Maybe.

Let's get started with today's facts."

The show was presented by a slow talking Ithorian who's monotone voice was even more boring than Grand Bureaucrat Ght'Twwf

((OOC: This show is about a quick series of short, completely useless, but amusing facts. You can earn by submitting useless facts about your world, race, factions, etc. by monday the 9th of June (inclusive). That's only one week so be sure to be there quickly!

It felt appropriate to do this as the last one was about a year ago!))

[Confederacy of Excaria (mask of Mercury)]

Confederacy of Excaria

Traffic laws in the Excarian world of Sagzao are enforced by automated gun turrets, making it one of the area's with the fewest traffic violations in the entire union. The number of traffic related deaths, however, is inexplicably high.

[Astai Republic]

The average Astai fashion model shines their exoskeleton 2.3 times per day and overwhelmingly endorses Deuterium M.A.X. Shine as their polish of choice.
-This message was sponsored by the VAC Deuterium Branch, shine your brightest with the Deuterium Shine line.

[Veolian Commonwealth]

The Genealogical Archives on Sirip stores information on 113 995 409 200 000 000 000 basepairs and the inheritance relations between the 35.24 billion individual sequences they belong to. Genetic markers can be traced back through the archive generation by generation, some even reaching as far into history as 11500 years.

[Teprogrenaian Consensus]

Fecta Sockej who modelled at the Unity Fashion Show received 320 781 fan letters as a result of his appearance.

[Mercury]

((OOC: The Useless Facts 2 is now closed! Yay!

The following people receive 1 each:

• Astai Republic
• Veolian Commonwealth
• Teprogrenaian Consensus

))